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03 September nice girls[Nice.Girls.Finish.Last] - To every girl who is cute not skanky - To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot - To every girl who will spend her whole day looking for the perfect birthday present for you - To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the whore instead - To every girl who would die to have a decent boyfriend - To every girl who will not settle for the jerk - To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess - To every girl who cries at night because of another heartbreak - To every girl who will not get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend - To every girl who just wants to hold hands - To every girl who kisses him with meaning - To every girl who just wishes he cared - To every girl who would just once want a guy to give his jacket up when she is cold - To every girl who just wants him to call - To every girl who wastes her day waiting by the phone - To every girl who just wants to cuddle - To every girl who just wants to lie with him - To every girl who is scared to put her heart out there again because she has been hurt so many times or so badly - To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back - To every girl who thought maybe this could be the one - To every girl who believes in her dreams - To every girl who would do anything so she could achieve those dreams - To every girl who laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesnt think it is funny - To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way - To every girl who has been cheated on because she is not a whore who gives it up to any guy - To every girl who does not want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels - To every girl who wants words backed up with actions - To every girl who fell for all the lies only to find herself alone in the end - To every girl who gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face "Nice girls finish last" my storyℓα∂ιєѕ αи∂ gєитℓємєи вυмѕ αи∂ тяαмρѕ ¢яσѕѕ-єує∂ мσѕqυιтσ’ѕ αи∂ вσω-ℓєggє∂ αитѕ ι ¢σмє нєяє вєfσяє уσυ тσ ѕтαи∂ нєяє вєнιи∂ уσυ αи∂ тєℓℓ уσυ α ѕтσяу ι'νє иєνєя єνєи нєαя∂ α∂мιѕѕισи ιѕ fяєє ѕσ ραу αт тнє ∂σσя тнєяє'ѕ ρℓєиту σf ѕєαтѕ ѕσ ѕιт σи тнє fℓσσя тнιѕ ιѕ α ℓα∂у'ѕ мєєтιиg fσя gєитℓємєи σиℓу αи∂ иσω ι ωιℓℓ тєℓℓ уσυ му ѕтσяу; "σиє вяιgнт мσяиιиg ιи тнє мι∂∂ℓє σf тнє иιgнт тωσ ∂єα∂ вσуѕ gσт υρ тσ fιgнт вα¢к-тσ-вα¢к тнєу fα¢є∂ єα¢н σтнєя ѕωσя∂-тσ-ѕωσя∂ тнєу ѕнσт єα¢н σтнєя α ∂єαf ρσℓι¢ємαи нєαя∂ тнє иσιѕє αи∂ ¢αмє тσ кιℓℓ тнє тωσ ∂єα∂ вσуѕ" ιf уσυ ∂σи'т вєℓιєνє му ѕтσяу ιѕ тяυє αѕк тнє вℓιи∂ мαи σи тнє ¢σяиєя- нє ѕαω ιт тσσ all eyes on BOYS1.. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are. 2.. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole. 3.. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4.. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5.. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. 6.. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 7.. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8.. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. 9.. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10.. We never shave our legs. Get over it. 11.. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong. 12.. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 13.. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 14.. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. 15.. We may not be able to pee acurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. 16.. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong". 17.. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. 18.. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. 19.. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for. 20.. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". 21.. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 22.. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. 23.. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship 24.. PMS is not an excuse. 25.. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 26.. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 27.. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.....and maybe....oh nevermind. 28.. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. Men have it easy1. A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview. 2. A guy's orgasms are real. Always. 3. A guy's last name stays put. 4. The garage is all his. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night. 7. Chocolate is just another snack. 8. He can wear a white shirt to a water park. 9. He never feels compelled to stop a friend from having sex. 10. Car mechanics tell him the truth. 11. He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut. 12. The world is his urinal. 13. He never has to drive to another gas station because "This one's just too icky." 14. Same work...more pay. 15. Wrinkles add character. 16. Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $100. 17. If he retains water, it's in a canteen. 18. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them. 19. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 20. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" 21. One mood...all of the time. 30 ways to anoy sum1
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. Say "Wouldnt you like to know?" everytime someone asks you a question. 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions to "keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace." 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidently" flip the ink cartridge across the room. paris hilton quotes
"Every girl is beautifuL
if they have the ability
to believe in themselves."
--paris hilton. "I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons, I want to be known as Paris." --paris hilton "Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara." -- Paris Hilton* "If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention." --paris hilton "The only rule is don't be boring, dress cute wherever you go life is too short to blend in." --paris hilton "Dress super sexy when you don't have a boyfriend, or if you want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous. Except you don't want to make him jealous for no reason. Wait till you have a reason. Then go all out." -Paris Hilton- "The best accessory a girl can have is her best friends." - paris hilton "Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or Vitamin Water. Hate champagne, because that's what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired. You never have a hangover. And you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they're clever but are really acting stupid." ---Paris Hilton * "Friends are the only thing a girl needs besides a closet full of shoes & & . . a cute boy to kiss."--pARiS hiLT0N "You know your the shit, when people you don't know hate you" --Paris Hilton "No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy. It doesn't matter what size you are, what color, whatever, what color hair you have, eyes, like if you have confidence, and you're a nice person and sweet, and you're funny, I think that's sexy." --Paris Hilton "Some girls were just born with glitter in their veins." --PARIS HILTON "Just be yourself, and if people don't like it well f. them" --paris hilton "I don't care what people think of me.. the people I care about know the real me and that's all that matters." --Paris Hilton "I tell Nicky, with guys, they're only gonna want what they can't have. Nobody wants the beaten-up Prada purse on Canal Street. Everyone wants the brand-new colorful Louis Vuitton one that no one can get. Guys don't want the girl who's been around the block." -- Paris Hilton My biggest fear in life is being ;; ` like everyone else -- paris hilton. "Live everyday as if it were your birthday." --PARiS HiLT0n "Your entrance is everything." --paris hilton "If your happy, wear pink. If your depressed wear black. Black is for people that don't want to have fun with clothes and who are always hiding:: in other words depressed. No one with a truly great body wears black, trust me. *& if you really want to stand out wear white. White shows confidence." --paris hilton always have respect for yourself and keep your morals no matter the situation.--Paris Hilton never wake up before ten, never go to bed before three. normal hours are for normal people. you never want to be normal. how boring? im yawning.--Paris Hilton Looks dont matter anymore. Id rather have someone with a good heart than some good looking idiot with no brain, because looks fade and I know that. I know that Im not going to be good looking forever.. -- PARIS HILTON Never be predictable. Always surprise people. -- Miss Paris Hilton -- If you make fun of yourself first, no one gets to do it behind your back. -P.H. {paris} Try adding a little attitude to your NORMAL behavior. philton < 3 If you walk into a room and know you're the most exciting person in the room because.. you are, then you're feeling like a heiress -- Paris Hilton ++ Have some secrets. Secrets are very important assets if you're going to be a heiress. -Paris Hilton 16 ways to identify an idiot(1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate". (2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind. (3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out. (4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it. (5) He tries to drown a fish. (6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change. (7) He trips over a cordless phone. (8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. (9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius". (10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes". (11) He invents a solar powered flashlight. (12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves. (13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead. (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home. (15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor. (16) He spends time reading through the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot! like a virgin! -oh!It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking?.God you have a dirty mind tehe..! silly BlondeThis blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said to achieve best results, put on two coats. Young sexcy girlWhilst enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he would like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it. Finally, the spent young bloke rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies. Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the bloke begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" "No, don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered bloke. Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That would be me before the operation. little johnnyLittle Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations. The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. He will tell Johnny a lie so big that he will never tell another one. Ever. The next day, Johnny shows up two hours late. Johnny says, "I was two hours early today so I had time to fish in the pond on my way to school. I caught a 17-pound trout and had to take it home. If I didn't clean it and freeze it, my mom would've been angry. That's why I'm so late". The teacher promptly takes him to the principal's office and explains the story to the principal. The principal tells Johnny about his own trip to school that day. He says, "I was walking to school through the park on the trail today when I heard something behind me. I turned around and was shocked to see a giant grizzly bear behind me. He was 24 feet tall and had 6-inch fangs. He was going to eat me, Johnny! Just then a little dog ran out from the bushes, jumped up and attacked the bear. The little dog killed the bear and then ate the whole bear right there in front of me. What do you think of that, Johnny?" Johnny replies, "Oh yeah, that's my dog Sparky. That's his third bear this week." RoomateMichael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Michael's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Michael and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just roommates." About a week later, Joanne came to Michael and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle," said Joanne. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?". "Well," said Michael, "I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Joanne, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Joanne. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom." 20 Juli .::Richard::.Its time to say goodbye
It's Time to Say Goodbye
Even though I loved you
So very long ago,
I can't seem to forget you.
There's something I must know.
Why did you walk away
With a look and then a sigh?
I didn't know that you were leaving,
So I never said "Goodbye."
You visit me quite often
In dreams that seem so true.
But I need resolution--
To hear "Goodbye" from you.
There is an unhealed section
Deep within my heart,
For I loved you completely
Never thinking we would part.
When I looked into your eyes
I could never see
That part of you was capable
Of slowly destroying me.
So now I long for closure,
An end to all this pain.
It's time to forgive you,
So I can love again.
R.I.P RICHARD- ill love you always!-and FOreVER 18 Juni i miss them so much! :'(
this song goes to da peeps i really miss (in the phillipines) !!... LEANDER, MARX, KARLO, HENRALD, CHELSEA, JOYCE, SHEENE, LIZA, KRISHA, KIMBERLEY, KASANDRA, KEVIN, KEITH, KLOE, JESTER, ERMIE , SHERIMIE!.. AND EVRY SINGLE PERSON I MET THEIR!! I MISS YA AND LOVE YALL EAPZ!!.. I CANT WAIT TILL THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN.. BUT THAT MITE BE AWHILE.... I STILL LOVE MY GAWJUZ GIRLS HERE IN AUS.... YOU GIRLS _ALWAYS_ COME FIRST!.. I LUV U!!!
LOVE ALWAYS AND FOR EVA !
YOUR BABI SIS KAY!
MWA XOXOXOXOXOXO
MWA MWA MAW oh
GGGGGAAAAVVVVVIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!... spanx bubba for da comment!!!.... :D... lov ya loads~.. ill talk to u soon!! :D18 Februar Friends till the end!
this is for my bis sistas!!!!!! (yeh i made it! :D) hehehe im out! catch yall lata!
lotsa love hugs and kisses
from the •●❤βαβιGΩδ∍Sς κ∝ϒ❤●•
mwa mwa mwa !!!12 Dezember Hollago there to get kool spaces just like this 1 lolz...love mai big sis jezz...xoxo mwa
   write da .:*princess*:. a comment!!!!thanx yall
13 November .:*2 days YEW!*:. Holla yall...guess wat???its only 2 days until myh birthday!!!YEW!!!im excited im getting a new fone...youno the the "bling fone"
 yeh imma getting that 1...and omg jezz is so lucky her boyfriend wade...he bought her a new fone...damn u jezz it was $300 or something ur so luck .:*Jezzkah*:.damn oh well im excited for my birthday and next weekend im having my birthday weekend *YEW*...ok well imma bounce now yall hottiezholla back at da princess
love yall
.:*kay*:.
   .:*Princess now Goddess fo ever*:.
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[yeh neway.. catcha lata dolls.. mwa!]
was fun we saw saw 2 &den today i went to dreamworld was aiight lol ok well imma bounce now yall cutiez!!!...have a nyc nyt!!tomorrow night im getting mai nails done wit jwol n leika!!!cant wait
*"Cutest Couple of da Year"*
love ya always anf fo' eva .:*princess kay*:. 
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